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The Curse Is Real

Post by DolFan 316 on Sun Oct 01, 2017 6:22 pm


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Re: The Curse Is Real

Post by JMP on Sun Oct 01, 2017 6:26 pm

I prefer to blame pure incompetence rather than a curse. But really, is there a difference?

All I know for sure is that Tannenbaum = crap. How the fuck did he get this job??????

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Re: The Curse Is Real

Post by DolFan 316 on Sun Oct 01, 2017 6:30 pm

JMP wrote:I prefer to blame pure incompetence rather than a curse. But really, is there a difference?  

All I know for sure is that Tannenbaum = crap.  How the fuck did he get this job??????

But that's how curses work. Stuff keeps happening that defies any sort of normal explanation.

At this point it's the only explanation as to why this team keeps changing players, coaches and even GMs left and right and not only still sucks, but keeps sucking in the exact same way for the exact same reasons year after year after year.

The occasional fluke playoff season (complete with first round playoff blowout loss) every seven years is part of it somehow. There's nothing more cruel than giving false hope.

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Re: The Curse Is Real

Post by CarsonChris on Sun Oct 01, 2017 7:49 pm

It is real, it's called Stephen Ross!

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Re: The Curse Is Real

Post by Degarmo on Sun Oct 01, 2017 8:40 pm

I'm just interested in the article above where they interviewed a wiener about T-cells and HIV.
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Re: The Curse Is Real

Post by white1 on Mon Oct 02, 2017 11:38 am

If he's going to hand the keys to the team to a front office executive, here's the technique I'd recommend.

Go to the NFL committee that maintains a list of front office executive candidates. Put the list on a dart board. Throw one dart at a time until you hit a name. Hire that person. They have full control, and need to hire a GM and head coach. They can do whatever they want with all scouts and front office staff.

Never talk to them until five years go by. Just keep sending them paychecks and checks for free agents and draft classes. If you haven't won a playoff game since you hired them, try again.

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Re: The Curse Is Real

Post by Killah Sith on Tue Oct 10, 2017 8:16 pm

I don't know. The Marlins won the World Series twice in that stadium. Mean while us Fin fans have been left cursing.

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Re: The Curse Is Real

Post by DolFan 316 on Wed Oct 11, 2017 5:17 pm

WAIT A MINUTE, THAT'S...THAT'S KILLAH SITH'S MUSIC!!! HE'S BACK!!! THE PRODIGAL SON HAS RETURNED!!! cheers cheers cheers

This is seriously the best thing that's happened all season, and of course it's not even directly related to the Fins.

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Re: The Curse Is Real

Post by JMP on Wed Oct 11, 2017 11:53 pm

Yeah, we definitely need a little more Sith around here. sunny

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Re: The Curse Is Real

Post by Degarmo on Thu Oct 12, 2017 8:20 pm

You don't know the POWAH . . .
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