WHERE DA GAME THREAD AT?!?!

Come on JEGnj, you gotta get on it!!!

As long as CC has that sweet pullover action going, I know the Fins will win!!!

Well, until there's an actual game thread, let's use this one.

Parker is inactive again, along with Branch. Parker's not exactly a quick healer, is he?

Mike Wallace is out for the Ravens, but Jeremy Maclin is playing.

Oh, and Tunsil is playing. Davis will start at LG. Hopefully these guys ate their Wheaties today (is that still a thing or am I just old???), because the Ravens' DL will be bringing the heat.

JMP wrote:Oh, and Tunsil is playing.  Davis will start at LG.  Hopefully these guys ate their Wheaties today (is that still a thing or am I just old???), because the Ravens' DL will be bringing the heat.

One, you are just old Two, "eating your Wheaties" is probably code for ingesting PEDs these days.

Sorry JEGnj, didn't mean to step on ya toes

ALL WHITE!

Hooray Amazon Prime, I get to watch this while I work.

EDIT: And considering my TCON board is toast in my Samsung TV (nice white snowy screen) my monitor is fathoms better. I can't get a hold of that flippin' part either. Fuckers.

Burned for the TD, TOASTY MCTOASTERSON McCain and Allen getting over very late for a beautiful view of the TD. He must have paid a shitload of money to get such good seats.

These guys drive block like I do ballet, slow and sloppy, with a lot of falling.

Woo hoo more college play calls. Take that WR screen and shove it in the trash compactor.

Man, it is so tough watching this team in the first half of games. They look like extras on The Walking Dead. This is crap.

Hopefully they'll wake up soon...

Great 3 and out by Miami there.

So many mistakes...just had a crap punt by Haack, Grant fields a punt at the 5, Landry doesn't know the play and gets a false start, a LB (Maualuga?) can't get off the field and gets a 12-men penalty, Williams misses a block, the OL can't block anyone...and we're barely into the 2nd quarter. UGLY.

The run D blows tonight.

Lucky to be down by just 13...need to get something going on offense on this next drive...

A Carroo catch! Where's JEG???

And another Carroo catch!!! Nice!

Half-way decent drive ends in a...missed FG. #soDolphins

Holy shit! What a cheapshot by Alonso! Flacco is done. Hate to see things like that. Alosno should have been kicked out of the game.

Sad to say, but this may be the only way we win this game...Ryan Mallett is good for a few INTs for sure.

So yeah, Mallett just threw a TD. Of course.

And Alonso's man had the catch..also of course.

Good thing we just ran that 5-yard play on 3rd and 12. Gase the Guru is at it again.

Shut out in the first half AGAIN. This is getting old...

That half was reminiscent of a simmering pot of horse shit.

Worked late guys, pullover is going on as I type!

This OL is absolutely HORRENDOUS. There's not one player on that line playing at an acceptable level -
not one. How does that happen??? No run blocking, no pass pro...garbage.

And what happened to Damien Williams...wasn't he a good blocker at one time? Tonight, he can't block anyone. He's going to get Moore killed.

I'm not sure a miracle comeback is in the cards tonight...unless we can score a couple of TDs on D against Mallett. After all these years, same story: this Dolphins team is just too soft to compete with strong, tough teams.

Pullover Power, baby! We need it!!!

When the Dolphins have the ball, it looks like a bad Pee Wee League team against the 85 Bears defense.