FIGHT!!! FIGHT!!!

Apparently, a fight broke out between Michael Oher and Vernon in the joint practice. I hear Vernon would've won easily if he'd hit Oher from the blind side. (Rim shot.)

http://phinphanatic.com/2015/08/19/fight-breaks-out-at-miami-dolphins-joint-practice/

But seriously, two things here: One, could Philbin be worse at getting anybody to take him seriously? At this point I genuinely believe that if he publicly encouraged teens to have as much sex as humanly possible, the teen pregnancy epidemic would go away overnight. And two, these guys are supposedly members of the same association, yet they can't seem to go five minutes without wanting to bash each others' skulls in. Is it any wonder the owners always win when the two sides collide? Is it any wonder the one thing that apparently unifies the players more than anything ever has is fighting for their right to be ultraviolent jerkasses?