Important Statistical Bellwether For This Game

Disaster! Botched fake punt, all because OL got no push on 3rd and short. Crap.

Fuck yeah! Big sack on 3rd!!

Fucking Tua. Horrific pass. Absolutely disgusting. He might have just thrown away the season. What the fuck was he thinking????

Oh my God I can't believe that just happened.

Horrible, but let's see how he responds.

Gaskin 32 yard run!

Duke still killing it!

Great TD by Parker on a bad pass from Tua. Phins up by 7 with 3:30 left.

D with a big 3 and out, but offense pinned deep.

Terrible play call and now Jets have a chance. Fuck.

WE WIN!!!

Well, not one of Tua's shining moments, this one. Hopefully he's ready for prime time next week.

I am humbled and honored that my impromptu thread I came up with at like 3 AM or so was used as the de facto game thread

But don't you guys EVER scare me like this again Yes, I read the whole thing in order.

First win all season while allowing over 20. I just HAD to say something about it

JMP wrote:Gaskin 32 yard run!

I don't even have to look it up to tell you that was the Fins' longest run all season. And to think, he almost didn't even play because of a cold

Now that I think about it, the Fins still haven't actually won when the *defense* has allowed 20 or more so in a way the streak is still intact.

Also, shame shame SHAME on the NFL for trying to eliminate this team from the playoffs by taking away all their RBs!!! But their devious, dastardly, diabolical plan was foiled! HA!!!

(I'll just ignore that the same NFL suddenly allowed the RBs to play at the last minute because that doesn't fit my predetermined narrative.)

If the media gets to spin things so should I, right?