The omen

A day or two before the San Francisco game I sat my Miami Dolphins coffee cup onto the hood of my truck. I turned for a split second and it slid off the hood and shattered into tiny pieces on my driveway. I didn't realize that was the omen foretelling the Dolphins December collapse.

I kept talking about how this team can't lose as long as Tua starts and finishes the games healthy so I'm at least as much to blame.

I knew it was one of you goobers that had done went and cursed the Phins!!!

CC, you go out right now and buy two Phins coffee cups, burn some sage in one and then bury it by moonlight with the remains of a dead cat (or whatever Cheap Chinese Food you can rustle up! ) and then chant while facing East...

Phins..
The accursed Bills Defeat,
Phins...
Leave the Pats to fumble,
Phins...
this curse I complete,
Phins...
The Jets playoffs crumble.

Then spit to the west twice.

When this brings about a return to the winning ways for the Phins, the other Dolphins coffee cup will be a good luck totem from then on.

Maybe we all need to buy some cups and order Chinese food before Saturday night?

I am much more optimistic now that I realize the must-win season finale is:

1) at home, against the Jets

2) on January 8th, which is the 100th anniversary of the birth of the late, great Larry Storch! We can't possibly fail to clinch a playoff spot on such a pivotal day in our nation's history.

HalCHorn wrote:I am much more optimistic now that I realize the must-win season finale is:

1) at home, against the Jets

2) on January 8th, which is the 100th anniversary of the birth of the late, great Larry Storch!  We can't possibly fail to clinch a playoff spot on such a pivotal day in our nation's history.

I thought you were slipping, Hal...we haven't had a Larry Storch mention in a long time!  

finfanatic wrote:I knew it was one of you goobers that had done went and cursed the Phins!!!

CC, you go out right now and buy two Phins coffee cups, burn some sage in one and then bury it by moonlight with the remains of a dead cat (or whatever Cheap Chinese Food you can rustle up! ) and then chant while facing East...

Phins..
The accursed Bills Defeat,
Phins...
Leave the Pats to fumble,
Phins...
this curse I complete,
Phins...
The Jets playoffs crumble.

Then spit to the west twice.

When this brings about a return to the winning ways for the Phins, the other Dolphins coffee cup will be a good luck totem from then on.

Maybe we all need to buy some cups and order Chinese food before Saturday night?

Done, hated the cat anyway!