Not My Worst Christmas Ever...

But it might come in third. The two worst I had were in '98, when I had a severe earache that swelled up the right side of my jaw and because I was on medication I couldn't consume even a drop of anything alcoholic and just sat around in pain watching everyone else celebrate. Then there was that one time around a decade ago now when somehow I got really sick on the 23rd out of the blue for no reason, went to my sister's anyway, and on Christmas day got yelled at for coming and kicked out of the house. Lots of fun.