Message from the Owner

Just to give everyone a Good Laugh to Start the Year.

http://www.miamidolphins.com/news/article-1/A-Message-From-The-Owner/cd783de3-9dde-4311-995d-e3c379a764e8

Stephen Ross wrote:This team belongs to you.

OK, as my first order of business, Mr. Ross - you're fired!

Stephen Ross wrote:We are going to conduct a thorough process led by Mike Tannenbaum to select our head coach

Game over. Prepare for 3+ more years of crap.

Dear Mr Ross -

Go fuck yourself and sell the team.

Signed,
Your Loyal Fans

Translation: As most of you have figured out by now, I am in fact on a mission to destroy this team from within because I've been a Jets fan all along. But I've got to at least pretend to be hurt by losing and interested in winning so nobody from the NFL finds out and makes me sell.