GLOOM!!! DOOM!!! DESTRUCTION!!! AKA Another Fins Draft Thread

[DolFan 316]

Sorry JEGnj, I have no idea when or if you'll be showing up tonight. I'll make it up to you later

Admitting I've forgotten who has the first pick, Rams or Eagles Let's just hope neither team drags out their inevitable QB pick so we can find out Tannenbaum's traded up to #3 within half an hour. I'm simultaneously looking forward to the Fins' pick and wanting it to be over with at the same time.

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I must admit, even with the almost-inevitable pending Dolphin fuckup, I am guardedly anticipating what we do with this 13th pick. Regardless of what transpires, I am ready. By the time the pick rolls around, somewhere in the vicinity of four hours from now, I will be in the right frame of mind. This is the first of many available




Cheers

[DolFan 316]

I might have to break out the absinthe tonight

[finskev]

I'm at CVS Tuesday Night and Someone sees My Dolphin Key chain and says how bad are the Fins go to screw up the draft this Year, I'm ready to say something Smart and than I look over and he has a Fins shirt on and we both bust out laughing because we know what's getting ready to happen and we both said elliott is who we want knowing it isn't going to happen.

[DolFan 316]

I'm at CVS Tuesday Night and Someone sees My Dolphin Key chain and says how bad are the Fins go to screw up the draft this Year, I'm ready to say something Smart and than I look over and he has a Fins shirt on and we both bust out laughing because we know what's getting ready to happen and we both said elliott is who we want knowing it isn't going to happen.

I wished you happy birthday in that forum at the bottom of the site nobody reads BTW. Ya old geezer

[finskev]

Thanks, I'm playing in over 50 softball league so I'm offically Old now.

[CarsonChris]

Not sure what we do tonight

[DolFan 316]

Not sure what we do tonight

Yes you are. You're just not sure how they'll do it.

[DolFan 316]

So hard to believe the third string Fins QB who finished Shula's record breaking win 23 years ago is now the head coach of the Eagles

Ten minutes in, just make the damn first pick already, Rams! Impossible for me to believe they're actually still trying to decide.

[DolFan 316]

Haha, people booing the hell out of Badell.

If it takes 15 minutes to make the one no-brainer pick, this thing might last until 2 AM. I did the math, and if each team in the first round takes 15 minutes to make their pick, that's seven hours and 45 minutes. Plus of course you need to add in that precious commercial time. Last I heard, Friday was a workday for most people.

[DolFan 316]

Just heard on Twitter that Ragland has an enlarged aorta

So in other words, he's guaranteed to be the Fins' second pick.

[DolFan 316]

Cowboys on the phone with Tannenbaum right now seeing how many draft picks they can extort???

Elliott gone. Jack is now a lock to be the Fins' pick if he's there. Somewhere Birdmond is weeping.

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Zeke to the cowgirls

[DolFan 316]

Zeke to the cowgirls

Better them than us. Taking a RB 4th overall in today's NFL is monumentally dumb. Elliott would need 10,000 career rushing yards minimum to justify this pick. Marshawn Lynch didn't even have that many career yards.

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I don't see Ramsey getting by Jax at 5

[DolFan 316]

Just three active RBs with over 10,000 career rushing yards, with Chris Johnson on the verge. None of them were taken as high as 4th overall. AP was taken 7th.

Last RB taken 4th overall: Darren McFadden in ,08. Trent Richardson was the 3rd overall pick in '12. Ronnie Brown, Cedric Benson, and Reggie Bush were also taken 2nd, 4th and 2nd overall in '05-06. Not good company.

[DolFan 316]

I don't see Ramsey getting by Jax at 5

He didn't Perfect pick for them.

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I see The Ravens take Tunsil the LT from Ole Miss next,

[DolFan 316]

I see The Ravens take Tunsil the LT from Ole Miss next,

Nope. Stanley. Take THAT, Ole Piss!!!

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They picked LT, not Tunsil, they took Stanley from ND.

[DolFan 316]

Here's a wild thought: what if Tannenbaum trades up for...Tunsil???

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Maybe we trade up to take a LT from the state of Meeeechigan, named Jake. Conklin? Tannenbaum wouldn't do that, would he?

[DolFan 316]

That guy I went to high school with (for one year) Hugh Freeze runs a loose ship at Ole Piss, even by modern sports standards. Not sure I would take any of them Rebs in the draft.

[DolFan 316]

Maybe we trade up to take a LT from the state of Meeeechigan, named Jake. Conklin? Tannenbaum wouldn't do that, would he?

I'm hearing something about Tunsil making a really stupid tweet today of all days

If true, he'd be taken off my board completely.

[DolFan 316]

Okay here we go. If Tannenbaum's gonna trade then #8 is where he'll want to be.

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