EMBARRASSING!!! HUMILIATING!!! EMASCULATING!!!

I'm already getting it from Youtubers about what a bunch of absolute FAKES AND FRAUDS this team is And because I'm not a millennial who gets to completely disregard reality and/or delete idiotically insane social media posts with zero consequences, I have to own it This bunch of bumblers, busts and bums has now made ME feel like less of a man. Seriously. I don't think I can even leave the house this week. Again, seriously. This was tied for the Eagles BIGGEST MARGIN OF VICTORY ALL SEASON!!! I HIGHLY doubt they'll beat ANYONE else by more than 14 the rest of the way! This offense gained as many yards VS Philly as the JETS did!!! THE FUCKING JETS!!! WITH ZACH WILSON!!!

Yep, it was a disgusting performance all around. All we can do is take it and hope to get a win over a suddenly-dangerous Patriots team.

I was not expecting the Phins to win and was pleasantly surprised when I saw it was 17 to 17 in the 3rd.

Then woke up to the results....

Maybe the results would be different if the Phins have to play one of these big mean nasty physical teams in Miami? I guess we shall see.