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Post by JMP Sun Dec 20, 2015 8:25 pm

Sorry guys...this post sucks, but I just don't have it in me to say anything more...

Beer: Saranac West End Winter IPA (perfect combination of a winter ale and an IPA)

Hero of the Day: none

Goat of the Day: Dallas Fucking Thomas

This is getting old. Tannehill sucked, the entire offense sucked, the defense was pathetic. I guess the punter and return coverage teams were good, but that’s about it.

What a pitiful performance, getting blown out by a 3-win team in front of a crowd that seemed to have more Dolphins fans than Chargers fans.

I’m so done with Ryan Tannehill. He just looks lost out there. Everything around him is crap, but let;s face it – he’s just not very good. Facing one of the worst defenses in football, he couldn’t even lead his team to 100 yards in the first half. Just embarrassing.

I just cannot tolerate seeing Dallas Thomas on the field anymore. In my best Simpsons’ Comic Book Guy Voice: “Worst. Player. Ever.” To say that this guy sucks is an insult to the word “sucks”. I’m not sure a word even exists to describe just how godawful this piece of crap is. Yet for some reason, the Dolphins continue to play him week after week. He literally gets pushed back on every single pass play, that is when he’s not getting penalized or just letting his man run around him. Maybe the coaches want Tannehill to get hurt, or maybe Thomas has photos of owner Steven Ross fucking a Shetland pony. I don’t know…there’s got to be some reason why this guy is on the team – he is just horrifically terrible.

This is the worst Dolphins team I’ve ever had the displeasure of watching. I long for the days of Cam Cameron, when the team at least showed some heart and played hard. This current team has no individual players to root for, there’s nothing interesting happening, there’s no hope of getting better…it’s just a complete disaster.

I really don’t have the desire to say anything else. It’s just so damn hard to be a fan of this team. And with Tannenbaum running the show, I have no faith that things will get better anytime soon.



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Post by DolFan 316 Sun Dec 20, 2015 8:32 pm

The ONLY good things about this day are Umix returning from the dead to post again and at least you're still posting the Game Thoughts.

I honestly cannot see how this franchise can afford for Hennehill to be the starting QB next season. I also honestly believe this O-line is the worst in NFL history. Seriously.

Would I get banned again if I brought up making this an anti-Fins site, where we just endlessly mock their frequent flops, foibles and fiascoes? It's got to be better than being angry at them all the time, right?

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Post by JMP Sun Dec 20, 2015 8:34 pm

Mock away. No one's getting banned here for speaking their mind.

There's literally nothing good to take away from this season - nothing. So feel free to piss on the Dolphins the way they piss on their fans.

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Post by Degarmo Sun Dec 20, 2015 8:37 pm

Most of this team is just collecting game checks now. There's nothing to be learned at all from today or the remainder of the season. So, we bid Dan Campbell goodbye. I hope when he is accepting his Super Bowl champion rings elsewhere he remembers Stephen Ross accidentally giving him an opportunity.

What I saw today was a team filled with loser players. We cannot win with the vast majority of these guys. I'd keep maybe 4 of them. Seriously.

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Post by DolFan 316 Sun Dec 20, 2015 8:38 pm

JMP wrote:Mock away.  No one's getting banned here for speaking their mind.

I figured you'd say that. But it's still cathartic to actually see it Very Happy

There's literally nothing good to take away from this season - nothing.  So feel free to piss on the Dolphins the way they piss on their fans.

I've actually got one good thing. No, really. At least they broke the Texans Curse. Now there's not a single NFL team the Fins haven't beaten at least once Cool

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Post by DolFan 316 Sun Dec 20, 2015 8:41 pm

Degarmo wrote:Most of this team is just collecting game checks now.  There's nothing to be learned at  all from today or the remainder of the season.  So, we bid Dan Campbell goodbye.  I hope when he is accepting his Super Bowl champion rings elsewhere he remembers Stephen Ross accidentally giving him an opportunity.

What makes you think Campbell will ever get any rings? He somehow managed to be worse than Philbin, after getting the team to actually play hard for a whopping six whole quarters. Now I'm convinced Campbell is no better than the Wannys and Cams of the world.

What I saw today was a team filled with loser players.  We cannot win with the vast majority of these guys.  I'd keep maybe 4 of them.  Seriously.

You'd actually keep as many as four??? Shocked

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Post by Degarmo Sun Dec 20, 2015 8:43 pm

Yeah, I'd keep the punter, Lamar Miller, Reshad Jones and Landry. That's it.

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Post by Degarmo Sun Dec 20, 2015 8:43 pm

Eh, maybe Suh. He's been pretty damn good.

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Post by DolFan 316 Sun Dec 20, 2015 8:46 pm

Degarmo wrote:Eh, maybe Suh.  He's been pretty damn good.

Nah, get rid of him too. When you get paid like he is, pretty damn good is nowhere near good enough. Dude literally needed to be superhuman to justify that deal.

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Post by Degarmo Sun Dec 20, 2015 8:48 pm

Yeah, no one could live up to that deal as a DT.

Thanks Tannenbaum, you fucking idiot.

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Post by JMP Sun Dec 20, 2015 8:51 pm

Thinking that a defensive tackle can single-handedly change the fortunes of a franchise is just so fucking stupid.

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Post by DolFan 316 Sun Dec 20, 2015 8:52 pm

JMP wrote:Thinking that a defensive tackle can single-handedly change the fortunes of a franchise is just so fucking stupid.

And it doesn't even make the top ten list of stupid things Ross and Tannenbaum have done, that's the sad part.

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Post by Degarmo Sun Dec 20, 2015 8:54 pm

Just wait until we move up in the draft to get the next Mark Sanchez.

It's going to make us all miss Chad Henne.

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Post by DolFan 316 Mon Dec 21, 2015 8:00 am

BTW beating the Ravens was an EXTREMELY stupid thing to do. They've already got a better team (when everyone's healthy) and they're actually going to be drafting ahead of the Fins now Shocked Winning that game was almost as dumb as refusing to suck for Luck.

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Post by JMP Mon Dec 21, 2015 11:56 am

Three things that seem to happen in every Dolphins game this season:

1. Dallas Thomas gets completely blown up by a defender (actually, that happens multiple times every game)
2. Suh gets at least one offsides penalty
3. Vernon gets flagged for a late hit on the QB or hitting the QB low. Dude is a dirty player - no question about it anymore.

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Post by JMP Mon Dec 21, 2015 12:07 pm

Now that I'm sober and not as pissed off, here are a few more thoughts about yesterday's atrocity:

-- Please, please, please stop playing Bobby McCain on the outside - he cannot play there. Move him inside, before you ruin him.
-- Tony Lippett has godawful technique, as expected for a player new to the position. He needs to be on the practice squad. Learning bad habits in actual games isn't helping him.
-- At one point, the Dolphins OL consisted of Ulrick John at LT, Dallas Thomas at LG, Jamil Douglas at C, Billy Turner at RG, Jason Fox at RT. Wow. No words needed...
-- Why does Damien Williams continue to return kicks, and even more importantly, why the hell was Reshad Jones returning kicks yesterday too???
-- Is Andrew Franks a good kicker? I have no idea...just 11 FG attempts on the season. This offense is so bad, we can't even get into FG range!
-- Parker had a couple of nice catches, but once again failed to win a contested pass. It's becoming a disturbing trend...that was supposed to be a strength of his.


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Post by HalCHorn Mon Dec 21, 2015 1:21 pm

Ok, so I missed yesterday, but....

JMP wrote:Now that I'm sober and not as pissed off, here are a few more thoughts about yesterday's atrocity:

-- Please, please, please stop playing Bobby McCain on the outside - he cannot play there.  Move him inside, before you ruin him.
-- Tony Lippett has godawful technique, as expected for a player new to the position.  He needs to be on the practice squad.  Learning bad habits in actual games isn't helping him.
-- At one point, the Dolphins OL consisted of Ulrick John at LT, Dallas Thomas at LG, Jamil Douglas at C, Billy Turner at RG, Jason Fox at RT.  Wow.  No words needed...
-- Why does Damien Williams continue to return kicks, and even more importantly, why the hell was Reshad Jones returning kicks yesterday too???
-- Is Andrew Franks a good kicker?  I have no idea...just 11 FG attempts on the season.  This offense is so bad, we can't even get into FG range!
-- Parker had a couple of nice catches, but once again failed to win a contested pass.  It's becoming a disturbing trend...that was supposed to be a strength of his.


Williams is still returning kicks?

Jones returning kicks?

Good grief, is Campbell trying to make sure he doesn't get the permanent gig? Sounds like it.

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Post by Umix10 Mon Dec 21, 2015 1:33 pm

How in the hell do you not use lamar miller? 12 touches? seriously? undervalued and under utilized with the same stats he's maintained the last two years. WTF?WTF?WTF?WTF?

WHAT THE FUCK IS IN THE WATER IN THE LOCKERROOM THE COACHES DRINIKING?

Good luck trying to resign him!!!!! WHY IN THE FUUUUUUUUUCCCCKKKKK would he wanna stay in this clown fuck of an organization
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Post by finskev Mon Dec 21, 2015 1:37 pm

I Think the only way Miller comes back to this cluster fuck is if he is Franchised & is forced to.

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Post by finskev Mon Dec 21, 2015 1:39 pm

after the Game, Tannehill after 14 games finally calls out the rest of the Team for shitty play. Just a Tad to late for that dumbass.

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Post by Umix10 Mon Dec 21, 2015 1:47 pm

Since I'm still insanely pissed da fuck off............

Why do we continue to play press man coverage with mother fuckin oompa loompas at corner. I just dont get it.

Earth to Lou...........we don't have the physicality to play man coverage!!!! Your best cover guy (Grimes) is getting toasted.
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Post by JMP Mon Dec 21, 2015 2:03 pm

Umix10 wrote:How in the hell do you not use lamar miller?  12 touches? seriously?  undervalued and under utilized with the same stats he's maintained the last two years.  WTF?WTF?WTF?WTF?  

WHAT THE FUCK IS IN THE WATER IN THE LOCKERROOM THE COACHES DRINIKING?

Good luck trying to resign him!!!!! WHY IN THE FUUUUUUUUUCCCCKKKKK would he wanna stay in this clown fuck of an organization

Yep...fantastic gameplan - don't use your best player. geek

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Post by JMP Mon Dec 21, 2015 2:04 pm

Umix10 wrote:Since I'm still insanely pissed da fuck off............

Why do we continue to play press man coverage with mother fuckin oompa loompas at corner.  I just dont get it.  

Earth to Lou...........we don't have the physicality to play man coverage!!!! Your best cover guy (Grimes) is getting toasted.

I love how we play press and the corner gets beat...and the safeties are literally nowhere to be found. It's the strangest defense I've ever seen...seems like the goal is for players to be caught out of position on every play.

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Post by JMP Mon Dec 21, 2015 2:05 pm

finskev wrote:after the Game, Tannehill after 14 games finally calls out the rest of the Team for shitty play. Just a Tad to late for that dumbass.

Amazing...he finally opens his mouth, after a game that meant nothing. Everone connected to this team is completely clueless.

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Post by DolFan 316 Mon Dec 21, 2015 5:46 pm

JMP wrote:3. Vernon gets flagged for a late hit on the QB or hitting the QB low.  Dude is a dirty player - no question about it anymore.

You know what happens next. He signs with another team (probably in the division) and proceeds to take out Hennehill for the season.

Hmmm...come to think of it, would that be so bad? Twisted Evil I kid, I kid. Wishing injury on anyone is not the road to go down, no matter how tempting it is.

HalCHorn wrote:Good grief, is Campbell trying to make sure he doesn't get the permanent gig?  Sounds like it.

If that really is the case, then Campbell is far smarter than I'm giving him credit for honestly.

Umix10 wrote:How in the hell do you not use lamar miller?  12 touches? seriously?  undervalued and under utilized with the same stats he's maintained the last two years.  WTF?WTF?WTF?WTF?  

WHAT THE FUCK IS IN THE WATER IN THE LOCKERROOM THE COACHES DRINIKING?

Good luck trying to resign him!!!!! WHY IN THE FUUUUUUUUUCCCCKKKKK would he wanna stay in this clown fuck of an organization

Have I mentioned how much I love that Umix is posting again? Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy cheers cheers cheers

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