Where You At Merc???

I'm expecting a full game report and an explanation as to why you never rappelled down from the upper deck onto the field!

(You think I'm joking about that last bit but I'm really not.)

Yeah, I was looking for a report about some dude going all nutso on Leakin' Eichenberg??

What happened?

I guess as long as the Phins were winning, there was no need to go all Florida man on Leakin'.

i'm back. i spent most of yesterday in airports and getting caught up. i tried to post picks from the stadium but i couldn't figure out how to do it on my iphone.

anyways, the stadium security politely confiscated my grappling hook and rope. the head of security said he understood as they hated having to provide security for Eich to just get out of the stadium after every game, but he said i'd have to buy an extra ticket for my climbing gear - and well, i was just being cheap.

i did however sneak into the locker room and steal Eich's jockstrap so he couldn't get into the game. however when Wynn went down for the one play, i tossed it to Mostert who promptly fumbled it right into Wilkins' lap. But since ol' Christian doesn't have a...umm, i mean can't get a sack he gave it back to Eich - who strapped it on his chin and ran into the game. look, it was just for one play, so i let it go.

mercury22nathan wrote:i'm back.  i spent most of yesterday in airports and getting caught up.  i tried to post picks from the stadium but i couldn't figure out how to do it on my iphone.

anyways, the stadium security politely confiscated my grappling hook and rope.  the head of security said he understood as they hated having to provide security for Eich to just get out of the stadium after every game, but he said i'd have to buy an extra ticket for my climbing gear - and well, i was just being cheap.

i did however sneak into the locker room and steal Eich's jockstrap so he couldn't get into the game.  however when Wynn went down for the one play, i tossed it to Mostert who promptly fumbled it right into Wilkins' lap.  But since ol' Christian doesn't have a...umm, i mean can't get a sack he gave it back to Eich - who strapped it on his chin and ran into the game.  look, it was just for one play, so i let it go.

Okay, I'm satisfied. The important thing is, at least you tried.

Merc freely admits to fondling Eichenberg's jock strap!

Way to take one for the team, Merc!







At least Robert Jones is back, right? Maybe he can surplant Leakin' Eichenberg if he starts stinking it up mightily again...er... when he starts stinking it up... I mean.