Miami at SF predictions

believe me, i would love to predict a west coast shocker, really, i would. but you know, the Phins...i just can't see it.

coming out after the half, the Phins are in a close game that could go either way. the Niners strike first to extend their marginal lead, but after 3 unsuccessful drives, Flores turns to Tua for a spark. he starts off hot and drives the Phins down the field only to see the offense ground to a halt in a compressed redzone and settle for a field goal. but hey, there's a chance, the Phins are still in this. and then the defense does what the defense does... SF responds with a long time consuming, soul sucking drive that ends in a TD to put Miami away once and for all.

Miami - 16
SF- 27

The 49ers, even with all their injuries, still have a great defense. And on offense, they run the ball very, very well and have some underrated WRs. Oh yeah, and they also have George Kittle.

This one feels like a loss for the Dolphins. I'm going with 23-15. The Dolphins' offense is once again led by 5 Jason Sanders FGs.

I’m going with a Dolphins victory. Miami will get creative inside the 20 and actually punch the ball into the end zone. Miami 27-17

CarsonChris wrote:I’m going with a Dolphins victory. Miami will get creative inside the 20 and actually punch the ball into the end zone. Miami 27-17

Sure hope you are right!

Like I said before, this team (both players AND coaches) need to learn how to win. The Phins are a few broken plays away from being 2-2 or even 3-1...they just need to figure out how to take that next step and make plays instead of giving plays away.

Byron Jones got in a full practice today, so he should be set to play against the Niners.

The bad news: T Austin Jackson has not practiced at all this week and likely won't play Sunday.

Return of the wildcat with Jakeem Grant at the QB position.

Dolphins win 52-7 after SF's second string QB comes down with Endometritis after sleeping with George Kittle.

Sanders chips in with 15 field goals, and Fitz has 3 interceptions inside the 20, but the Dolphins D dominates with 7 turnovers inside the 9er's 50, all of which culminate in 27 points off 30+ yard field goals.

The game is banned from television halfway through due to a possible public depression breakout from viewing the game.

Chardonnay consumption in SF remains the same as always.

SF's lone TD is running back the opening kickoff for a TD.

Mark Schlereth comes out at halftime and proposes to Troy Aikman long distance causing Joe Buck to come down with COVID-19.

Degarmo,  you need to be a writer for TV shows and movies!  That is pure genius!  

JMP wrote:Degarmo,  you need to be a writer for TV shows and movies!  That is pure genius!  

Honestly, I think a dead chimp could write better TV comedy than the employed writers nowadays

Degarmo wrote:

JMP wrote:Degarmo,  you need to be a writer for TV shows and movies!  That is pure genius!  

Honestly, I think a dead chimp could write better TV comedy than the employed writers nowadays

This is true! Network TV - what's left of it - is at an all-time low.